Yes it really has taken me a full week to recover from vacation. Okay, that's not quite true. I'm not sure any of us has completely recovered .
Friday, at the end of my endurance, I loaded the kids into the car and said "Here's your camera, here's the map, we're going on an adventure." The only rule was, we weren't allowed to go anywhere we had been before. Easier said than done.
Violet was very excited about documenting our adventure for about 5 minutes. It always amuses me to see what she thinks are the important parts. The map. She took no less than 30 pictures of the map.

Stella, asleep. This is Stella's general state in the car.

Boots. Boots on the seat. Muddy boots on the seat.

Mommy on the phone talking to Auntie Karen. Auntie Karen said "Why don't you go see the big boot at L.L. Bean?

So we did. I had actually seen the boot before, as had Violet when she was too young to remember, but Stella had never been there.

And it had been so long since I had been there, they had time to build a cool trout stream that you can pop your head into via a dome.

And they have a cool big fake rock for trying out hiking boots. But all we found there were other quasi-hippie mamas and kids.

And because it was vacation week, there were some extra perks - face painting and L.L. Bear, who was actually one of the least creepy human-size-puppets I have ever seen. Good job, L.L. Bean.


The real adventure in all this was that when I saw the shrimp truck, I said "Hey Violet! You've never had shrimp, that will be an adventure." I bought 5 pounds of shrimp at the truck for $5. FIVE POUNDS! For FIVE DOLLARS! Then I opened the bag and found out why. They were whole. Not just whole so I have to break their little heads and beady eyes off. Whole as in also filled with eggs. Whole as in legs and antennae sticking out every which way. Of course Violet had to have one. How pensive is she with this shrimp?

I tried to clean them, I really did. But I just couldn't. Then I tried to give them away on Freecycle. Here is my ad:
One pound of whole shrimp I just bought off the truck in Yarmouth . These are WHOLE shrimp, not peel and eat. I have tried, but I'm just not up to cleaning them with the wee ones crawling around on the floor, climbing on the counters and playing "shrimp family" with them. No, you canNOT take them in the bathtub with you! Please, if you can't come get them for dinner tonight or have never faced a whole, real, veined and headed shrimp before, don't ask for them. First come first serve.Can you believe there were no takers for the shrimp? Notice I mistakenly said I had one pound rather than 5. I did get several nice e-mails, though. One woman told me to just cook them with the heads on and it would be fine. Well, it was not fine. Not really.

The same woman also convinced me to let them go in the bathtub with Violet. Violet enjoyed having them for company, but they weren't allowed in the tub to swim. She just wanted them to sit beside her. When she got out of the tub she asked me for 4 towels. One big towel for her, and three small towels for her pals.

In the end, I peeled a couple shrimp and she ate one and I ate one, but they were just awful. So on the last day of vacation we had cupcakes for dinner instead. Pink cupcakes. Pinkaliscious.

I suppose as far as lessons go it was a cheap one, but it made me so sad to see all those shrimp dead for no reason at all.